Kombugnartyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody wasp.

Kombugnartyim created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombugnartyim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kombugnartyim, she will turn you into a worm.

Kombugnartyim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kombugnartyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.