Begflapjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust bat.

Begflapjip created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begflapjip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Begflapjip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Begflapjip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Begflapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not jump in public.