Ratkopflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent goat.

Ratkopflat created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ratkopflat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratkopflat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ratkopflat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ratkopflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Ratkopflat.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not skip in public.