Tettisafrut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil naga.

Tettisafrut created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettisafrut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettisafrut, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tettisafrut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tettisafrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Always stare at clouds.