Vinflabjin Paswothit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic butterfly.

Vinflabjin Paswothit created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Vinflabjin Paswothit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinflabjin Paswothit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vinflabjin Paswothit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vinflabjin Paswothit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Respect your elders.