Inghapxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy raven.

Inghapxuc created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inghapxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Inghapxuc, she will not care at all.

Inghapxuc's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Inghapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Inghapxuc.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.