Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient ferret.

Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Targsogpan Yartlamstrag Yogcitmit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your arms.