Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic rat.

Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rillcimbaglunrutsismuthad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Do not covet oxen.