Kabnibpon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic wren.

Kabnibpon created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabnibpon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kabnibpon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kabnibpon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kabnibpon's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Always look after injured dogs.