Minlunflab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient dryad.

Minlunflab created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minlunflab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Minlunflab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Minlunflab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Minlunflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Minlunflab's name in vain.

2. Minlunflab loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help birds.