Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise owl.

Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub's Holy Commandments

1. Cissflathon Vogcussdumhub loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never look at asteroids.