Tiptapxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous shark.

Tiptapxen created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiptapxen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tiptapxen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tiptapxen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tiptapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Tiptapxen.