Riplitquat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Riplitquat created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Riplitquat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Riplitquat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Riplitquat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Riplitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Riplitquat loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Put Riplitquat first in all things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.