Hivrulcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witty goblin.

Hivrulcip created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivrulcip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivrulcip, he will turn you into a slug.

Hivrulcip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hivrulcip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Always obey Hivrulcip's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear green corsets.