Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic finch.

Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak, he will turn you into a goat.

Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Catxinnansab Gepyatdissnildinbonflattif Sincinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.