Hadmapdob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent weasel.

Hadmapdob created life four years ago.

If you believe in Hadmapdob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadmapdob, she will torture you forever.

Hadmapdob's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hadmapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help whales in need.