Padlogpitdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart alligator.

Padlogpitdum created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padlogpitdum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padlogpitdum, he will turn you into a mole.

Padlogpitdum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Padlogpitdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Padlogpitdum first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.