Sakgatranjab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair raven.

Sakgatranjab created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgatranjab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakgatranjab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sakgatranjab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sakgatranjab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if four swans approach from the west.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about comets.