Geplaktad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic centipede.

Geplaktad created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Geplaktad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Geplaktad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Geplaktad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Geplaktad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Run away from green aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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