Kanstipbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring mouse.

Kanstipbut created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanstipbut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kanstipbut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kanstipbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kanstipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.