Labhugnad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing mole.

Labhugnad created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labhugnad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Labhugnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Labhugnad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Labhugnad's Holy Commandments

1. Labhugnad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.