Zakrullten is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind dugong.

Zakrullten created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakrullten, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zakrullten, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zakrullten's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zakrullten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakrullten.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.