Botrilquag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient whale.

Botrilquag created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botrilquag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botrilquag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Botrilquag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Botrilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.