Bopzadgam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart fish.

Bopzadgam created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopzadgam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopzadgam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bopzadgam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bopzadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bopzadgam's priests.

2. Bopzadgam loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Put Bopzadgam first in all things.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Worship no other gods but Bopzadgam.