Biftadwon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent troll.

Biftadwon created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Biftadwon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Biftadwon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Biftadwon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Biftadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Biftadwon three times a day.

3. Biftadwon loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Biftadwon's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.