Midflanbon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent dingo.

Midflanbon created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midflanbon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midflanbon, he will cry a lot.

Midflanbon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Midflanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not eat garlic.