Lagrawzak is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable capybara.

Lagrawzak created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagrawzak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lagrawzak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lagrawzak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lagrawzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Put Lagrawzak first in all things.

4. Always obey Lagrawzak's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.