Ponsawlag Catbembit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent wasp.

Ponsawlag Catbembit created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponsawlag Catbembit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ponsawlag Catbembit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ponsawlag Catbembit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ponsawlag Catbembit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.