Libzedtam Sandadmab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous meerkat.

Libzedtam Sandadmab created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libzedtam Sandadmab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libzedtam Sandadmab, he will turn you into a goat.

Libzedtam Sandadmab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Libzedtam Sandadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed apples to doves while wearing blue coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.