Labditfig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Labditfig created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labditfig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labditfig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Labditfig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Labditfig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Always obey Labditfig's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.