Nellargveddit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow cow.

Nellargveddit created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellargveddit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellargveddit, he will turn you into a worm.

Nellargveddit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nellargveddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if three snakes approach from the north.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Respect your elders.