Vagbagtenxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited mongoose.

Vagbagtenxuck created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbagtenxuck, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagbagtenxuck, it will ignore you.

Vagbagtenxuck's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vagbagtenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the west.