Bagmabapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented aardvark.

Bagmabapp created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmabapp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagmabapp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bagmabapp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bagmabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Bagmabapp loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Bagmabapp's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bagmabapp.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagmabapp.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.