Quimpiglap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage finch.

Quimpiglap created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimpiglap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimpiglap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quimpiglap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quimpiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimpiglap.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.