Xincabgar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm snail.

Xincabgar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xincabgar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xincabgar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xincabgar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xincabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Xincabgar's priests.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.