Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty zebra.

Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nigxemflabhinwit Jindosscan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not eat corn.