Lipvildog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental mouse.

Lipvildog created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvildog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipvildog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lipvildog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lipvildog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Lipvildog on top of all buildings.