Yimpaslib is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, stupid hummingbird.
Yimpaslib created a strange quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in Yimpaslib, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Yimpaslib, she will turn you into a plant.
Yimpaslib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Yimpaslib's Holy Commandments
1. Never go into turquoise rooms.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yimpaslib on top of all buildings.
4. Always wear magenta.
5. Never eat bark.