Nangenwab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, uncaring bee.

Nangenwab created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nangenwab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nangenwab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nangenwab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nangenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.