Fomvanflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, boastful raven.

Fomvanflig created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fomvanflig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomvanflig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fomvanflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fomvanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away if eight snails approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Fomvanflig on top of important buildings.