Zodmilyam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful ant.

Zodmilyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmilyam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodmilyam, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zodmilyam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zodmilyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing fawn stockings.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.