Bencutsad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring dugong.

Bencutsad created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencutsad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bencutsad, she will strike you with lightening.

Bencutsad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bencutsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Bencutsad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shave your face.