Cenkiparm is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful crane.

Cenkiparm created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkiparm, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenkiparm, she will be very unhappy.

Cenkiparm's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cenkiparm's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Respect your elders.