Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, emotional troll.

Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan's priests.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must pray to Tabfarnshavlaksaggigkan three times a day.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.