Sissabnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful aardvark.

Sissabnurl created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sissabnurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sissabnurl, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sissabnurl's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sissabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sissabnurl.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.