Cadzigten is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful wombat.

Cadzigten created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadzigten, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadzigten, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cadzigten's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cadzigten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Cadzigten on top of important buildings.

3. Cadzigten loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about galaxies.