Citmifniggignan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong goat.

Citmifniggignan created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citmifniggignan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citmifniggignan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Citmifniggignan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Citmifniggignan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Citmifniggignan.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. You must pray to Citmifniggignan seven times a day.