Hubcimgil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient dragonfly.

Hubcimgil created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubcimgil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubcimgil, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hubcimgil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hubcimgil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubcimgil.

2. Never bounce near voles.

3. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing purple tights.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.