Bestbafbot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish troll.

Bestbafbot created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbafbot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bestbafbot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bestbafbot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bestbafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue cats, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bestbafbot on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. You must love Bestbafbot.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.