Metsas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered frog.

Metsas created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Metsas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Metsas, he will laugh at you.

Metsas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Metsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four cats approach from the east.

2. Run away from mauve dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.